What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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