they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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