Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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