Christians are straight up FREAKS
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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