Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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