on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
