if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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