I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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