she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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