your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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