Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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