Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This baby is an asshole
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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