one might say we're banned from that church
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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