Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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