Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
