im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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