This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
we should paint friendship bongs
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