best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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