Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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