the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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