you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
there is puke in my bra ... again
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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