I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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