Dual....:-)
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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