So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
