I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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