so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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