just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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