i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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