I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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