theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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