Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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