They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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