Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My breasts were aching with rage.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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