Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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