I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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