how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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