I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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