the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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