I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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