i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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