That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
