You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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