I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need help removing her.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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