I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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