Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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