we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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