He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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