so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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