she told me i tasted like america
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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