Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
