Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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