scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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