Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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