if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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