I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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