Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
