I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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