Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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