No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
