Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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